thirty, boobs, pores, pimples and wrinkles

I remember when I thought thirty was old. It wasn't that long ago. Ummm... 4 months ago. :) Seriously, I remember growing up how old thirty seemed. Then I turned thirty and realized I was still young. Really young. Especially compared to millions of others that are over thirty! But then today I started noticing something. Then something else. Then something else. It just kept going!

I looked in the mirror today while I was putting on my necklace and realize, in horror!!! that I have GRANNY BOOBS! They are like my ex-mother-in-laws!!! I have WRINKLES above my cleavage! And they sag. They have sagged for a while. But the wrinkles above my cleavage. That is just wrong. Just wrong. Finished looking in the mirror.

Then in my car on my way into work I was looking in my mirror to get something out of my eye. And there they were! Just there. Huge! Just there. My pores. MY PORES WERE ENORMOUS. Never in my life have they been big. I have never even noticed my pores before. But here they were just starring me down. I couldn't even get away from them. Thank GOD I could just close that mirror up.

I get to my office and sit at my desk. I start stretching a little and rub my face from exhaustion. What was that??? I felt a bump on my face. It was a pimple! What is up with THAT??!! I never had pimples when I was young. Pimples are a teenager thing. I am NOT a teenager. Why the heck am I getting pimples at thirty?!

I am really thirty now. Literally, physically and almost mentally. Now its time to move on. I hear it only gets worse.

Kids - Too funny

I just had to post this today. Sometimes my kids just amaze me.

Recently I have been really missing the fact that my kids don't say the cute, laugh your butt off funny, innocent things anymore because they are older. Especially because I was around my niece for a week and she was too cute and said so many really cute, laugh your butt off, completely innocent things.

Well - today- Noah reminded me that he still says those things, but its a completely different laugh, because its at a completely different level. I laugh so hard because he is WAY too smart for his own good.

When little kids say things that you are thinking "you are way too smart for your own good" they really don't understand what they are saying... they are mimicking basically what they have heard somewhere else. But at Noah's age he knows what he is saying. And that makes it even funnier on a more complicated level. LOL. Or maybe its just me.

So on with the funny story... While I am work I allow the boys to communicate with me through Yahoo messenger. They just started this two days ago (today is day 3). They are only allowed to communicate with me (soon Leslie when she asks to be added :)!!). This is the conversation Noah and I had.... it was too funny.

amandalynnodom
i love you!
jonahnoahcalvert
love you to
amandalynnodom
when you say too in replace of "also" you should spell it with two "o's" like too. when you say to with one "o" it means you are going somewhere like "I am going to the store" or you could say "give this to him" thats how you use the word to with one "o". do you see the difference?
jonahnoahcalvert
oh yeah but its yahoo grammer is useless on yahoo
amandalynnodom
I am laughing so hard at you. you are way too smart Noah! I love you!
jonahnoahcalvert
love you too
amandalynnodom
:)

I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.

Amanda